Happy Birthday Brother Funny – A brother is someone who is related to you from the same parent. A brother most times is always there for you when you encounter any kind of tribulation and hardship. Trust me the service of a brother is never a waste. When you have a handsome brother you shouldn’t hesitate to make him happy.

On your brother’s birthday, you have to reciprocate back to him the same care, love, and support he has shown. Now exactly is the perfect time of doing that on his birthday.

That’s the reason I come up with a well-curated collection of Birthday Messages for brother funny, Happy Birthday Big Brother Funny, Crazy Funny Birthday Wishes For Brother from sister, and Funny Happy Birthday Little Brother. Just scroll down the page to choose any from the list to send to your brother putting a smile on his face.

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Happy Birthday Brother Funny Quotes

And the winner of the best brother in the world goes to… Me! But you’re an honorable mention of course. Happy Birthday!

A wise man once said, Forget about your past, you cannot change it. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

For your birthday, I decided to get you some practical gifts. Now, I know you might think the toupee is a little bit over top but, seriously, it won’t be long now, brother! Happy birthday!

Sometimes I wonder, if I had one more brother like you, my childhood would have been double fun. But I only had one you. Happy birthday!

Too many candles on your cake are causing a fire hazard. Congratulations! That means you’re getting too to count. Happy birthday.

My brother was the world’s greatest child and today he’s one year closer to being the world’s greatest pensioner! Happy Birthday from your ever uplifting sister!

I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday, brother.

Happy Birthday to one old fart from another! We’re so blessed to be able to grow old and senile together.

Thank you for ruining every childhood photo of ours. Still today, every photo looks bad when it has your face in it! Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday to someone who remembers what it was like to not receive Facebook birthday notifications. Just think: if you were a computer, I’d have to turn you in to get a more up-to-date model and you would go in the recycling bin.

Happy Birthday Big Brother Funny

A big brother deserves nothing but a great sister! Ha, ha, I catch you! Your sister loves you. Wish you the best today and always. Happy birthday!

Now, you are {age}! I feel so jelly that you can go out to bars and clubs when I cannot. However, I can’t wait to catch up with you and party someday when I turn {age}!

I didn’t get a pressie, ‘cos I’m sure you will agree. There really is no greater gift, than a brother just like me!

It seems like yesterday that you were changing my diapers and gagging over my poop. Sorry! I hope that this birthday makes up for it!

No birthday cake is enough to hold your birthday candles. Maybe you are a little bit older now? What’s the point! Have fun and happy birthday!

Still looking good at 70, my darling brother! You are just as handsome as you were at 18! Don’t let anyone tell you that you aren’t—they are just being haters.

Your birthday is more special to me than you are, brother. On this day I got a gift of entire my life. Scared? Happy birthday!

As your little brother, I never imagined that I’d tower over you in height. I used to be a dwarf! With every one of your birthdays that passes, you seem to get shorter and shorter!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Brother From Sister

Dear Brother, being your sister meant enduring your fart bombs and living in with your messy habits. It wasn’t always easy but there was never a dull moment. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday, brother. On your Big Day, may God bless you with a bank account that is fatter than Shrek, Fat Albert, and Homer Simpson put together. And by the way, I hope you know that my love for you is stronger than an authoritarian’s fascination with power and control?!

Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite brother of all time – I know you’re my only brother, but still. You’re the best I could ask for all year round. Best birthday wishes to my bro from your sis.

You might not be the most responsible person in the world, but I will still run to you if I ever have to hide a dead body! Happy Birthday to you, bro!

Brother, I wanted to apologize for something. I am sorry that I am your sister…and there is not a darn thing you can do about it! Through thick and thin you will be my brother always and forever. Happy Birthday to you.

Today I ask for God to equip you with a number of things that will scare your enemies to death, including the physical strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger and the financial strength of Bill Gates.

Happy birthday to my brother. Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Happy birthday!

Me being your sister might have been the greatest joy of your life so that I won’t overwhelm you with any material gifts! Happy Birthday, Brother!

Best wishes, brother. I tried to get your birthday present wrapped in time but… it just wasn’t happening and Kate Upton had to get back to work on her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot in the Bahamas.

Wishing you a happy birthday to the luckiest brother on earth. sisters like me are as rare to find as priceless gems are. Hmm…how envious I am of you.

Funny Happy Birthday Little Brother

Are you really another year older? Is it ever going to stop? Best wishes to the best brother a sibling could ask for!

Dear brother, you will turn 21 on your birthday but you look like you are already 35. Are you aging expeditiously? Jokes apart, May God shower all the good luck in your life and a very happy birthday to my brother!

Happy birthday, brother! Let’s go out and party, you need to feel younger again. You don’t have the energy to dance. Let me prove you wrong. Happy birthday, brother!

You know you’re getting old when walking a little mile makes you tired. Now walk more miles to get younger. It is sure possible you know? Just make sure you have enough analgesics. Happy birthday, brother!

Don’t tell me that you expected a present from me, because being your older sibling is the best present of all. I’m betting you’ll have a terrific birthday since I am in it!

We have shared our fair share of good and bad times. Now, it’s high time you should share your chocolates and birthday gifts with me. Happy birthday to my brother!

You being born saved my childhood, thank you for being born on time. Happy birthday my brother!

And gradually, I’m counting down to the years you will make your birthday wishes without teeth and with a wrinkled face that will make you look like a clown. Enjoy your young age while it lasts. Happy birthday, brother!

Happy Birthday Little Brother Funny

Hey, another year closer to getting senior citizen discounts at restaurants! Wishing you an amazing day, my crazy younger brother!

Sometimes, I ask our mother, are you my real brother? Unfortunately, you are. Jokes apart, best birthday wishes to my brother!

It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in the end, kill you! So give it up on birthdays, will you? Listen, I really need you to get your birthday under control! Happy Birthday anyway!

It’s great to see how you have grown so fast, even you are able to conduct yourself as a mature adult. Happy birthday young brother!

Is it really that time again? I swear you just had a birthday yesterday! Guess that is what happens as you age, lol! All my love, little brother!

A very happy birthday my little brother. When I see you, I see a funny individual with no purpose and willingness to live. Anyways, happy birthday brother!

Happy birthday, brother! Do you want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go out and celebrate your day with some old and fat people down the street that will make your wish true!

We welcome another year of laughter until it hurts, all because of your funny jokes. Wishing you a happy birthday brother!

I may have forgotten a present, but I didn’t forget to say happy birthday to you! You’re the best little brother anyone could ever have!

On your birthday, I planned to give you something special and remarkable. Then I thought there is no need as you already have me. Best bday wishes for brother!

Crazy Funny Birthday Wishes For Brother

This might not be the best time to tell you, but when we were growing up I always cheated at eye spy, that’s the reason you could never win. Happy Birthday! [from your more intelligent older brother].

You’re finally 21! Now you can legally do all those things that you’ve been doing since you were 16! Happy birthday!

Don’t worry, brother, age is only a number. Although, in your case, it’s a very, very, very, very big number! Happy birthday!

Don’t disappoint me with a birthday treat this year because remember, I know all your little secrets. Just Kidding. Many happy returns of the day brother.

We fight more than we hug but I know it’s just that brotherly tough love. Today is the one day a year I stop to say “I love you.”

We always gave mum such a hard time, it’s probably the reason she is still so grumpy around us! But just like the good old days, I blame as much as I can on you, which might be the reason you don’t hear from here today. Just letting you know.

No matter how serious life gets, you’ve got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I’ve got you, bro! Have a brilliant birthday!

But seriously I’m kidding you’re beyond compare I know in the end you will always be there Because that’s what the most amazing siblings do Happy Birthday, brother!

A real man never hides their ages. You are getting older and weirder day by day. But sadly, you are not becoming wiser. Happy birthday, bro!

To my brother, thanks for being a brat at the worst moments and the greatest friend at moments I most need it. Happy Birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Brother

How do you know your relationship with siblings is strong? When It’s never a bad time to remind your favorite brother he owes you a fiver.

Happy birthday, brother! Although I’m really not sure why we’re celebrating you when it was the mom who did all the hard work.

I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born. Know what they said? They can’t remember that far back! I guess that means you’re ancient. Happy birthday, old guy!

Happy birthday to the brother of the most amazing sister in the world. Stop being awkward around people!

Bickering with you over the years has become a pastime. Enjoy your birthday! Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying.

It happened out of the blue some years ago today. Didn’t think you would last this long! It’s remarkable how long we’ve put up with each other. Happy Birthday. Congratulations!

You’re turning a perfect age. Old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, it’s going to be a great day I’ll call you and you won’t answer but that’s okay Because I know you’ll get around to calling me back It’s your birthday so I’ll cut you a little slack!

Who needs a birthday present when you have the most fabulous sibling in the world? Happy birthday, brother!

Brother, you are so old that your birthday candles were brought up at the international global warming conference. Happy Birthday, you old fart!

Happy Birthday Brother Funny

Happy birthday, brother! They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. But as we keep on doing the same stupid things we did as kids, I guess we are the exception to that rule.

I hope your lungs have enough power to blow up the entire candle at one go. Happy Birthday, Brother!

You might think me heartless, but I’m not getting you a normal gift this year. I’m bringing you the greatest gift of all! Me! An entire month of me! Happy Birthday, bro! Get the spare bedroom sorted.

It was awesome the way I grew up. I laughed with you, I cried with you, I fought with you, and I kicked your ass too. I just had to remind you. Happy Birthday, Brother!

Dear, Brother. On your birthday, I would love to tell you how wonderful, charming, kind, and amazing you are. But then I would have to lie. Have a great birthday!

I love this time of year because the gap between us sounds one year longer for a time. Get over it granddad and have a Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday to my sweet brother. I hope you get one more disease of love and relationship. May a virus of fun enter your life? Happy Fun and humor on your Birthday. These hilarious Birthday wishes are only for you.

You don’t need a mathematical equation to prove you are ugly. Just use your common sense and check our family photos. Happy birthday, brother!

Happy Birthday to someone who is as genetically dysfunctional as I am. Another year closer to being an old, offensive, and incontinent senior citizen!

Happy birthday to a brother who is smart, funny, witty, charming… and reminds me a lot of myself! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows! Happy birthday, bro!

Happy Birthday Brother From Sister Funny

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a donkey and you look like one too! Just kidding. You’re not an ass… all the time. Love, Your Favorite Sister.

Dear brother, on this anniversary of your birth, I hope you can reflect and understand that it’s nothing but downhill from here. Enjoy the ride.

Happy birthday, brother. When I see you, I see a man growing old with no purpose and zero wisdom. A lot of good wishes from your sister to you anyway!

Happy Birthday, my lovely brother! This day is indeed a special one in your life for so many reasons, one of which is at least you are not as old as you will be on your next birthday.

Happy Birthday, Brother. My wish is that you receive all the joy you deserve on your birthday. That wouldn’t amount to very much considering you have a lot of backed-up karma heading your way.

Listen, Bro! Our parents love me more than you. They didn’t have a baby boy, so parents bought you from a shop. But I love you so much, after all, you are my only brother; Happy Birthday my dearest brother.

I just want you to know that you mean more to me than Sheldon’s sport means to him. Happy birthday to you my precious!

Dear Brother: On your birthday, I would love to tell you how wonderful, charming, kind, and amazing you are. But then I would have to lie. Have a great birthday!

East and west my brother is best. From this day, we go a step further towards getting our sister-in-law. Many happy returns of the day.

Happy Birthday Older Brother Funny

I’m wishing you a very happy birthday today, bro! I’ve spent so many years laughing at you and I’m sure that I’ll spend many more laughing with you! I’m so lucky to have a funny younger brother like you! Happy Birthday, Bro.

My Dear elder brother, I know it’s not easy to be an elder brother. How you carry yourself amid all responsibilities is worth learning. Happy birthday to the best elder brother in the world!

We’re going to celebrate your birthday in style bro! Let’s go crazy and enjoy yourselves as much as we can! Party! Happy birthday elder brother.

The only good your birth has brought is your dumbness. It has been entertaining me for years! You are the epitome of stupidity and a living legend for annoying people. Bad luck for me that you are my brother. Happy Birthday, Elder Brother!

Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite brother of all time – I know you’re my only brother, but still. You’re the best I could ask for all year round.

Wishing a very happy birthday to our parent’s second favorite child, from their first favorite child! Don’t worry, elder bro, you’ll always be my favorite! Happy birthday elder brother.

You are one fine example of how relentless hard work and unwavering determination can change an individual’s life. You are an ever-lasting source of inspiration for me. Very happy birthday to my brother!

Here’s to a birthday that’s as crazy as you are my brother. If it’s anywhere near as mad it’ll be the most outrageous birthday the world has ever seen! Happy birthday, elder brother.

You know your life is a mess when your stupidity is increasing disproportionally to your age. That’s you, brother. Happy Birthday! Life can be so unfair at times. I don’t know what bad I did in life to deserve such an annoying brother like you. Happy Birthday!

Hooray, it’s your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Today it’s all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day! Happy Birthday, Brother.

Happy Birthday To My Brother Funny

I’ll cook your favorite meal, get you the perfect present and clean your place up for the day! All I want in return is for you to be happy. And return the favor when it’s my Birthday… Not too much to ask is it?

I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring for your birthday and then I remembered that you already have me. You’re welcome. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday lazy ass brother! Who knows—we might even get to be roommates in the old age home?! How crazy would that be! You’re the best brother anyone could ever ask for!

Come and get an autograph on your special day! Putting up with you is the highlight of my day, dear brother. Happy Birthday to my biggest fan.

To the most amazing, dynamic, and beautiful sister around… Oh, wait! That would have been your message to me on my birthday!

You have become a year older today! Don’t worry about getting old. Take solace in the fact that you are rapidly getting to the point in your life where you’ll soon start enjoying senior citizen discounts wherever you go!

The funny thing about you is that even though you age, your maturity level always stays the same! Happy birthday, brother!

Happy Birthday to you Bro! You got your kindness from Mum, intelligence from Dad, and sense of humor from me, so be grateful!

I’m not saying I’m the real Batman, but you must admit you’ve never seen us in the same room together… but… “Let’s put a smile on that face!” because it’s your birthday.

I wish you a stupendously happy birthday, dear brother. Don’t worry about being elder today than you were yesterday, because you are certainly younger today than you’ll be tomorrow. Have a wonderful day.

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